I select a thematically appropriate horror movie for each day of the year and tell you about it.
Why?
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
How do you get to decide what qualifies as a horror movie and where each one goes on the calendar?
I am the Mayor of Horror Movies.
Are all these movies good?
Oh gosh no. But I recommend all of them to the adventurous viewer.
What’s with the CWs?
In horror movies, disturbing material is part of the entertainment package. But for some viewers, elements like sexual violence or bigotry ruin the fun. For those folks, I include content warnings. That said, the warnings are based on my personal reactions and should not be expected to cover all potential cinematic skeeviness, so proceed with caution.
Who are you, aside from the mayor?
I’m Shaenon K. Garrity. I’m mostly a cartoonist. I watch a lot of scary movies while I draw cartoons.
Of course, the absolute best line is why vampires prefer to drink the blood of virgins. “If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”
Do you like bisgetti?
Hmmph, you already referenced one of my favorite lines, “We’re werewolves, not swearwolves.”
Of course, the absolute best line is why vampires prefer to drink the blood of virgins. “If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”
“Don’t be lyin about transforming and shit…” or something like that. Hilarious film. Great selection.
“…And then, from the darkness, there came a hideous figure. And that was Petyr, and we’re still friends today.”
“When you are a vampire, you become… very sexy!” Thanks for the NZ shoutout. The bitter Soutrhen rivalry is sated, for now.